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    Idiota 9 years ago
    I'm really growing crazy with deleting those things. Please exhaust all your anger towards them in here and I'll put all the hatred in the deleting of bots!
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    Grim Reaper 9 years ago
    A message to all them adbots and them other things out there:

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    E_net4 9 years ago
    KILL!*10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000!
    Oops, I mean, KILL*10^10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000!

    BOIL'EM, MASH'EM, STICK'EM IN A STEW! LIKE TATERS!
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    Crazy 9 years ago
    FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKNUT FUCKS! STOP FUCKING POSTING FUCKING FUCK IN FUCKING OUR FUCKING FORUMS FOR FUCKING FUCK'S SAKE!


    fucking fetusfucker asshole shitpits.



    [EDIT] I beat the forum censor! [/EDIT]
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    The Gemini 9 years ago
    mOTHERFUCKING CORPORATE WORLD! Allways out for the fucking money, never care about the fucking lives of people. Fuck them! They think we are SO stupid we would actually be lured by that shit? Why do they even try? Their budget must seriously going in fucking minus!

    And to those adbots who are after to infect our PCs with virus, fuck them!

    [EDIT]
    "Crazy" said:

    [EDIT] I beat the forum censor! [/EDIT]
    Same here [/EDIT]
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    Idiota 9 years ago
    Seems that my topic is provoking some people to get emotional... >.>
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    Anonymous1157 9 years ago
    I posted in only half of them while pelting Ville with PMs, so I haven't a reason to complain.

    ...

    Aw, what the hell: FUCK YOU HAXORZ!

    By the way, Idiota, do you have control over the memberlist? 'Cause it'll reach 1100 in a week if you don't erase them more often, and Ville dosen't seem to have the time until it reaches 1300 and he makes time.
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    MageKing17 9 years ago
    *ahem*

    FUCK!

    I'm done.
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    Idiota 9 years ago
    I can't delete members Anonymous, I'm not that powerful. I delete their spawn.
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    Solus Lupus 9 years ago
    *coughs*


    *sits calmly smileing*



    *Pulls Guns and knifes from no where and goes on rampage*




    *feels better*

    Take that add-bots

    Can I make a request for a homicidle phycotic smiley for me!? Ill make it!
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    Zephyr 9 years ago
    BURN IN HELL, YOU STUPID [censored]!

    Those adbots need to get laid. They're obviously lonely, and choose to take out their lonliness on innocent forum members. So, adbots, I give you THIS:


    Even before the adbots started getting this out of hand, it gave me an idea for a WW Game. A comedic WW Game. Maybe if I got off my ass and wrote all my ideas down, I could send it to Amarth or something...
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    LunaticNeko 9 years ago
    I sure love that kittie, Grim.

    Now for adbots...

    Get your asses elsewhere, yes, I really mean it. If you guys are operating from behind without harASSing people, do it. But like this, you're acting:

    1. Selfish
    2. Destructive
    3. Without Manners or Ethics

    I give you 21 choices:

    "MOST EXTREME Ancient Siamese Executions"
    (The Thai version of this story is much more "extreme in emotions", as it's much easier to describe the feelings and actions than in English)

    1: Open the skull, put red-hot piece of iron into the brain, boil it.
    2: Cut the skin, from the face, to the ear, to the back of the head, spin them together. Pierce with a large stick. (crude translation: text not legible)
    3: Open the mouth using the hook, put fire into it, spread it to the ears, keep it open so that blood fills the entire mouth.
    4: Wrap oil-soaked clothes all over the body, burn them.
    5: Wrap oil-soaked clothes around all fingers, burn them.
    6: Cut the flesh into hanging pieces (, don't let them fall down to ground), from under the neck to the ankle, have the prisoner walk on their own flesh and skin until their death.
    7: Same as 6, but make it look like some kind of dressings. (Thaimodz: I wish I can draw)
    8: Wear iron rings on both elbows and knees, pin them down using a pole, burn until death.
    9: Use big hook to cut the entire body, flesh, and skin open up, until their death.
    10: Cut up the flesh, one Tamlueng (about 60g) at a time, until there is no more to cut.
    11: Whip the entire body, then brush it with a brush soaked with Water of Pains (Thaimodz: I suspect it's a kind of acid, saturated acid), keep brushing until there is only skeleton.
    12: Lie them down (side-down), pin them in with metal pole in the ears, grab the legs and.. make a spin? (Thaimodz: So that the body spins, with the head as center)
    13: (I don't understand this passage) A kind of.... grinding the bones... Not so sure.
    14: Boil oil so that it is extremely hot, pour down at their head until death.
    15: Have starving angry dogs eat them, until there is no more but bones.
    16: Chop down their chests using an axe, spread them apart like (can't translate)
    17: Spear them, little by little, until they're all dead.
    18: Bury them to the waist, set fire using hay, and... don't know, some kind of something like Combine Harvester... At least they end up in pieces.
    19: Rip their flesh, cook them in oil, have them eat this sweet until their death.
    20: Hit with batons until their death.
    21: Hit with spiked wood until their death.
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    Vacuus 9 years ago
    Hmmm.... Idiota. you don't happen to have access to their I.P Addresses, do you?

    I mean, sure they're probably using a proxy, but alot of the bigger ones have logs anyway, so I'm sure I could figure something out...Via spamming their computers!
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    Idiota 9 years ago
    I can easily track their IP Adress.
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    The Gemini 9 years ago
    If someone can hack here, then we may unleash viruses upon the adbots!
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    Anarion 9 years ago
    Heh heh, spam the spambots, I like it.
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    E_net4 9 years ago
    "The Gemini" said:
    If someone can hack here, then we may unleash viruses upon the adbots!
    But it could also put viruses on the forum itself.
    Don't have dumb ideas, just have fun harassing them.
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    Vacuus 9 years ago
    It should be called cracking

    But, I'm no expert, but I'll give it a try if you folks want. No guarrentees though, as I haven't done this kinda thing since 2000...
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    Zephyr 9 years ago
    "Thaimodz" said:
    "MOST EXTREME Ancient Siamese Executions"
    (The Thai version of this story is much more "extreme in emotions", as it's much easier to describe the feelings and actions than in English)

    1: Open the skull, put red-hot piece of iron into the brain, boil it.
    2: Cut the skin, from the face, to the ear, to the back of the head, spin them together. Pierce with a large stick. (crude translation: text not legible)
    3: Open the mouth using the hook, put fire into it, spread it to the ears, keep it open so that blood fills the entire mouth.
    4: Wrap oil-soaked clothes all over the body, burn them.
    5: Wrap oil-soaked clothes around all fingers, burn them.
    6: Cut the flesh into hanging pieces (, don't let them fall down to ground), from under the neck to the ankle, have the prisoner walk on their own flesh and skin until their death.
    7: Same as 6, but make it look like some kind of dressings. (Thaimodz: I wish I can draw)
    8: Wear iron rings on both elbows and knees, pin them down using a pole, burn until death.
    9: Use big hook to cut the entire body, flesh, and skin open up, until their death.
    10: Cut up the flesh, one Tamlueng (about 60g) at a time, until there is no more to cut.
    11: Whip the entire body, then brush it with a brush soaked with Water of Pains (Thaimodz: I suspect it's a kind of acid, saturated acid), keep brushing until there is only skeleton.
    12: Lie them down (side-down), pin them in with metal pole in the ears, grab the legs and.. make a spin? (Thaimodz: So that the body spins, with the head as center)
    13: (I don't understand this passage) A kind of.... grinding the bones... Not so sure.
    14: Boil oil so that it is extremely hot, pour down at their head until death.
    15: Have starving angry dogs eat them, until there is no more but bones.
    16: Chop down their chests using an axe, spread them apart like (can't translate)
    17: Spear them, little by little, until they're all dead.
    18: Bury them to the waist, set fire using hay, and... don't know, some kind of something like Combine Harvester... At least they end up in pieces.
    19: Rip their flesh, cook them in oil, have them eat this sweet until their death.
    20: Hit with batons until their death.
    21: Hit with spiked wood until their death.
    DUDE! That...that's HORRIBLE. DUDE. SERIOUSLY.


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    ...


    DUDE!!!
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    Murska 9 years ago
    "Zephyr" said:
    "Thaimodz" said:
    "MOST EXTREME Ancient Siamese Executions"
    (The Thai version of this story is much more "extreme in emotions", as it's much easier to describe the feelings and actions than in English)

    1: Open the skull, put red-hot piece of iron into the brain, boil it.
    2: Cut the skin, from the face, to the ear, to the back of the head, spin them together. Pierce with a large stick. (crude translation: text not legible)
    3: Open the mouth using the hook, put fire into it, spread it to the ears, keep it open so that blood fills the entire mouth.
    4: Wrap oil-soaked clothes all over the body, burn them.
    5: Wrap oil-soaked clothes around all fingers, burn them.
    6: Cut the flesh into hanging pieces (, don't let them fall down to ground), from under the neck to the ankle, have the prisoner walk on their own flesh and skin until their death.
    7: Same as 6, but make it look like some kind of dressings. (Thaimodz: I wish I can draw)
    8: Wear iron rings on both elbows and knees, pin them down using a pole, burn until death.
    9: Use big hook to cut the entire body, flesh, and skin open up, until their death.
    10: Cut up the flesh, one Tamlueng (about 60g) at a time, until there is no more to cut.
    11: Whip the entire body, then brush it with a brush soaked with Water of Pains (Thaimodz: I suspect it's a kind of acid, saturated acid), keep brushing until there is only skeleton.
    12: Lie them down (side-down), pin them in with metal pole in the ears, grab the legs and.. make a spin? (Thaimodz: So that the body spins, with the head as center)
    13: (I don't understand this passage) A kind of.... grinding the bones... Not so sure.
    14: Boil oil so that it is extremely hot, pour down at their head until death.
    15: Have starving angry dogs eat them, until there is no more but bones.
    16: Chop down their chests using an axe, spread them apart like (can't translate)
    17: Spear them, little by little, until they're all dead.
    18: Bury them to the waist, set fire using hay, and... don't know, some kind of something like Combine Harvester... At least they end up in pieces.
    19: Rip their flesh, cook them in oil, have them eat this sweet until their death.
    20: Hit with batons until their death.
    21: Hit with spiked wood until their death.
    DUDE! That...that's HORRIBLE. DUDE. SERIOUSLY.


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    ...


    ...


    DUDE!!!

    So it's just fucking right for the adbots.
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    Idiota 9 years ago
    "br`lorance" said:
    I don't know about you, but I've always been intrigued by the lure of Viagra. Now in release for years, it has become something of a Holy Grail for men who felt their best sexual days were long past, as well as giving hope to the rest of us who fear that day when sex fades into our twilight.
    As I'm in good physical shape and have yet to have problems getting and maintaining an erection, I opted for only half a regular dose, thinking it would be sufficient. And, no surprise, it was. The first thing I'd like to make clear is that Viagra does NOT cause an instant uncontrollable erection.
    New competitive product has come (Levitra) to market that I'll try soon and compare in a future.
    If you're interested in purchasing Viagra, click here.Viagra 100mg 60 Pills only $149

    Cialis is an effective tool to help bring males firm, hard erections and its 36 hour duration makes it very conducive to spontaneity, since you can choose the time and place for intimacy without worrying about when you last took the drug.

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    WOW!! This Adbot spoke sensible English!
    (For further quoting here, make sure you remove all the URLs from the quote, as that is what htey want to post on the forums.
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    The Gemini 9 years ago
    HOLY SHIT! THEY ARE DEVELOPING SENTIENCE!!!
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    Crazy 9 years ago
    "Zephyr" said:
    "Thaimodz" said:
    "MOST EXTREME Ancient Siamese Executions"
    (The Thai version of this story is much more "extreme in emotions", as it's much easier to describe the feelings and actions than in English)

    1: Open the skull, put red-hot piece of iron into the brain, boil it.
    2: Cut the skin, from the face, to the ear, to the back of the head, spin them together. Pierce with a large stick. (crude translation: text not legible)
    3: Open the mouth using the hook, put fire into it, spread it to the ears, keep it open so that blood fills the entire mouth.
    4: Wrap oil-soaked clothes all over the body, burn them.
    5: Wrap oil-soaked clothes around all fingers, burn them.
    6: Cut the flesh into hanging pieces (, don't let them fall down to ground), from under the neck to the ankle, have the prisoner walk on their own flesh and skin until their death.
    7: Same as 6, but make it look like some kind of dressings. (Thaimodz: I wish I can draw)
    8: Wear iron rings on both elbows and knees, pin them down using a pole, burn until death.
    9: Use big hook to cut the entire body, flesh, and skin open up, until their death.
    10: Cut up the flesh, one Tamlueng (about 60g) at a time, until there is no more to cut.
    11: Whip the entire body, then brush it with a brush soaked with Water of Pains (Thaimodz: I suspect it's a kind of acid, saturated acid), keep brushing until there is only skeleton.
    12: Lie them down (side-down), pin them in with metal pole in the ears, grab the legs and.. make a spin? (Thaimodz: So that the body spins, with the head as center)
    13: (I don't understand this passage) A kind of.... grinding the bones... Not so sure.
    14: Boil oil so that it is extremely hot, pour down at their head until death.
    15: Have starving angry dogs eat them, until there is no more but bones.
    16: Chop down their chests using an axe, spread them apart like (can't translate)
    17: Spear them, little by little, until they're all dead.
    18: Bury them to the waist, set fire using hay, and... don't know, some kind of something like Combine Harvester... At least they end up in pieces.
    19: Rip their flesh, cook them in oil, have them eat this sweet until their death.
    20: Hit with batons until their death.
    21: Hit with spiked wood until their death.
    DUDE! That...that's HORRIBLE. DUDE. SERIOUSLY.


    ...


    ...


    ...


    DUDE!!!
    I read lyrics for cannibal corpse once. And i haven't been shocked by images of horrible death ever since.
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    Anonymous1157 9 years ago
    "Crazy" said:
    I read lyrics for cannibal corpse once. And i haven't been shocked by images of horrible death ever since.
    ... Not even imagining what a suicide bombing would look like?

    *imagines a splattered sidewalk and chunks of who-the-hell-even-wants-to-know-what*
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    Idiota 9 years ago
    "samuelusfe" said:
    Hi Leute
    euer auftritt in memmingen war sau geil
    ich habe u"brigens die bilder fertig und auf meiner webseite
    best link
    dann machts gut und wir sehen uns am samstag im abraxas
    bis dann der scholle

    zOMg German addbots!
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    Anonymous1157 9 years ago
    Either I don't know enough German, or that's written in G3rm4ny1337, 'Cause I really do understand a few random words here and there.
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    The Gemini 9 years ago
    Hello all
    I didn’t know into which thread to post this message.
    If I posted in the wrong one please move it in the right thread.

    I am a dentistry student, and want to make a website on the teeth treatment problems and teeth implants.

    I wrote several articles for this theme, installed the wordpress engine, but I don’t like what I see in the result.
    Could you recommend me a designer who could improve the look of my website and how much it would cost me.

    Here is an example of my website Teeth Whitening
    Thank you in advance. Here is the contact email <!-- e --><a href="mailto:john@algreatpics.net">john@algreatpics.net</a><!-- e -->

    Why would someone have a thread or a sub-forum for ads?
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    Vacuus 9 years ago
    What really shits me though, is that all the accounts are created legimitely (I'm tired, don't stab me for spelling it wrong), what we need to do is add another verification code when you log in, or jump to another page before letting anyone make a post, etc... Then we only get the sad, moronic lot that sit there and write each piece of spam...
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    Anonymous1157 9 years ago
    I've been trying to tell Ville to lock the memberlist until we solve the problem, but I don't think he's had time to read my PM yet.

    *checks*

    ... Actually, I think he just thought it was a bad idea and never responded.
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    Amarth 9 years ago
    "Anonymous1157" said:
    I've been trying to tell Ville to lock the memberlist until we solve the problem
    Actually, I think that would be a horrible idea, too. That's about as stupid as disallowing people to bring what they want to on an airplane, because someone might combine 2 fluids to make a bomb.

    Also, I don't want to discourage anyone, but I hope you realize that this problem won't solve itself? New forum software will keep the bots out for perhaps 2 months, after that the scripts are updated. Captchas simply don't work, AI techniques can easily handle these. There's no way we'll ever get rid of these things.

    I can only think about one thing if you want to fight it. Get more moderators. Or abandon the whole forum format and come up with something moderated by the public (think Slashdot or Wikipedia).
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    Anonymous1157 9 years ago
    We could possibly make a script that catches patterns in the way these adbots act. Half of them have too many links, another few have descriptions that mention the product's name, and some are written in proper English. I don't think it'd be that hard to stop at least a few with that in mind.
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    Idiota 9 years ago
    That won't work. Chaos would eat us all.
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    Anonymous1157 9 years ago
    "Idiota" said:
    That won't work. Chaos would eat us all.
    Please explain.
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    Idiota 9 years ago
    Well, it's proven that having three 'leaders' that function properly is better than having a huge group of equals in power.

    And I just don't want to lose my administrator corpse rank ofcourse.
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    Anonymous1157 9 years ago
    Oh, I thought you meant the script idea I just posted. My bad.
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