I sure love that kittie, Grim.
Now for adbots...
Get your asses elsewhere, yes, I really mean it. If you guys are operating from behind without harASSing people, do it. But like this, you're acting:
3. Without Manners or Ethics
I give you 21 choices:
"MOST EXTREME Ancient Siamese Executions"
(The Thai version of this story is much more "extreme in emotions", as it's much easier to describe the feelings and actions than in English)
1: Open the skull, put red-hot piece of iron into the brain, boil it.
2: Cut the skin, from the face, to the ear, to the back of the head, spin them together. Pierce with a large stick. (crude translation: text not legible)
3: Open the mouth using the hook, put fire into it, spread it to the ears, keep it open so that blood fills the entire mouth.
4: Wrap oil-soaked clothes all over the body, burn them.
5: Wrap oil-soaked clothes around all fingers, burn them.
6: Cut the flesh into hanging pieces (, don't let them fall down to ground), from under the neck to the ankle, have the prisoner walk on their own flesh and skin until their death.
7: Same as 6, but make it look like some kind of dressings. (Thaimodz: I wish I can draw)
8: Wear iron rings on both elbows and knees, pin them down using a pole, burn until death.
9: Use big hook to cut the entire body, flesh, and skin open up, until their death.
10: Cut up the flesh, one Tamlueng (about 60g) at a time, until there is no more to cut.
11: Whip the entire body, then brush it with a brush soaked with Water of Pains (Thaimodz: I suspect it's a kind of acid, saturated acid), keep brushing until there is only skeleton.
12: Lie them down (side-down), pin them in with metal pole in the ears, grab the legs and.. make a spin? (Thaimodz: So that the body spins, with the head as center)
13: (I don't understand this passage) A kind of.... grinding the bones... Not so sure.
14: Boil oil so that it is extremely hot, pour down at their head until death.
15: Have starving angry dogs eat them, until there is no more but bones.
16: Chop down their chests using an axe, spread them apart like (can't translate)
17: Spear them, little by little, until they're all dead.
18: Bury them to the waist, set fire using hay, and... don't know, some kind of something like Combine Harvester... At least they end up in pieces.
19: Rip their flesh, cook them in oil, have them eat this sweet until their death.
20: Hit with batons until their death.
21: Hit with spiked wood until their death.