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  • Funniest Forum/IRC Quotes Thread Vol. 2

    MageKing17 9 years ago
    So I wanted to add a little message to the end of the channel topic ("It's almost June! -Mage"). After I did so, however, I noticed I'd made an error with the rest of the topic. After correcting it, I noticed another... and another...
    [19:51] * MageKing17 has changed the topic to: Welcome to the official chatroom of Monkkonen.net. | Read the server rules... they apply! | Please bear in mind that this channel is for all ages (sometimes)... | Visit the Project Corner of the Monkkonen.net Forums! | It's almost June! -Mage
    [19:51] * MageKing17 has changed the topic to: Welcome to the official chatroom of Monkkonen.net. | Read the server rules! They apply! | Please bear in mind that this channel is for all ages (sometimes)... | Visit the Project Corner of the Monkkonen.net Forums! | It's almost June! -Mage
    [19:52] * MageKing17 has changed the topic to: Welcome to the official chatroom of <!-- w --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.monkkonen.net">http://www.monkkonen.net</a><!-- w -->. | Read the server rules! They apply! | Please bear in mind that this channel is for all ages (sometimes)... | Visit the Project Corner of the Monkkonen.net Forums! | It's almost June! -Mage
    [19:52] * MageKing17 has changed the topic to: Welcome to the official chatroom of <!-- w --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.monkkonen.net">http://www.monkkonen.net</a><!-- w -->. | Read the server rules! They apply! | Please bear in mind that this channel is for all ages. (Sometimes...) | Visit the Project Corner of the Monkkonen.net Forums! | It's almost June! -Mage
    [19:51] <!MageKing17> Ssh, I'm not a perfectionist or anything...
    By the way, though you can't see it in this quote, yes, I remembered the colours this time.
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    Amarth 9 years ago
    And, err, what is so important about June that we need to know more than a week in advance?
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    Anarion 9 years ago
    I asked him that when he made the changes. He won't say.
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    Grim Reaper 9 years ago
    Well, June marks the start of Summer Vacation thingummy for some of us.
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    Crazy 9 years ago
    Or exams... >.>
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    Anonymous1157 9 years ago
    HAR. I've got four days left until school ends, and you guys still have to wait until June.
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    Amarth 9 years ago
    My last class is in 12 hours.

    But then I have to study for like 4 weeks because exams will follow
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    MageKing17 9 years ago
    It's not like it's some big secret, but since people are a bit more curious than I thought they would be, I may as well tell you my birthday is in June.
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    Grim Reaper 9 years ago
    So Will will have a birthday. I wonder what Will will get as presents. Will you make any guesses at that, Will?
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    Amarth 9 years ago
    "MageKing17" said:
    It's not like it's some big secret, but since people are a bit more curious than I thought they would be, I may as well tell you my birthday is in June.
    Like... The whole month?
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    MageKing17 9 years ago
    "Amarth" said:
    "MageKing17" said:
    It's not like it's some big secret, but since people are a bit more curious than I thought they would be, I may as well tell you my birthday is in June.
    Like... The whole month?
    ...No.

    "Grimsy" said:
    Blah blah blah, I'm annoying.
    ...No.
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    Anarion 9 years ago
    And here we were all thinking it was something important. (Kidding)
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    Anonymous1157 9 years ago
    The end o' school is important, and doubly so for me since I'm taking all my tests NOW instead of four weeks from now.
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    Barebones 9 years ago
    "MageKing17" said:
    "Amarth" said:
    "MageKing17" said:
    It's not like it's some big secret, but since people are a bit more curious than I thought they would be, I may as well tell you my birthday is in June.
    Like... The whole month?
    ...No.

    "Grimsy" said:
    Blah blah blah, I'm annoying.
    ...No.

    Well technically it does exist within the expanse of the entire month of June.

    But what Grimsy suggests does in fact deserve a smack from the belt whip, Conservative American style.
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    Nuklearni-okurka 9 years ago
    [16:10] Mode píše: ok Ill think a number from 1-10
    [16:10] Mode píše: u must guess
    [16:10] Nuklearni-okurka píše: 7
    [16:10] Mode píše: guess
    [16:10] Mode píše: I didnt thought
    [16:10] Nuklearni-okurka píše: lol
    [16:10] Mode píše: already ^^
    [16:10] Mode píše: Ill tell u
    [16:10] Mode píše: ok
    [16:10] Nuklearni-okurka píše: 6
    [16:10] Mode píše: 6
    [16:10] Mode píše: lol
    [16:10] Nuklearni-okurka píše: LOL
    [16:10] Mode píše: :O

    Pwned. I did this many times before when he was going to say something, and i said it instead him . Btw he said I doesn't read his mind, but I does!
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    Crazy 9 years ago
    Yes. Ha.























    Ha.
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    E_net4 9 years ago
    ...






    Ho. -.-
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    Nuklearni-okurka 9 years ago
    [18:11] <Amarth> My helicopter is out of fuel ,sorry.
    [18:11] <Amarth> Damn gas rices.
    [18:11] <Amarth> *prices
    [18:11] <Grimsy|WoW> GAS RICE!


    Rofl.
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    Barebones 9 years ago
    "Nuklearni-okurka" said:
    [18:11] <Amarth> My helicopter is out of fuel ,sorry.
    [18:11] <Amarth> Damn gas rices.
    [18:11] <Amarth> *prices
    [18:11] <Grimsy|WoW> GAS RICE!


    Rofl.

    Yo sup dawgs, I tricked out dis gas fo realz. Got sum nitro in it, boiiii.
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    Amarth 9 years ago
    "Anonymous1157" said:
    I prolly miserably failed yet again.
    Sorry. Couldn't resist.
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    Anarion 9 years ago
    "Idiota" said:
    From the girlfriends I've had so far, I've found that the less intelligent are orally just as pleasing as the intelligent ones
    Yes I am a bad boy with a dirty mind....so what?
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    MageKing17 9 years ago
    [15:46] * Crazy has quit (Ping timeout: 805 seconds)
    [16:24] * Thaif has quit (Quit: I Iz leavin.)
    [17:32] * Amarth has quit (Client closed connection)
    [17:33] <+Murska> One per hour. That's a nice rate.
    [17:33] <+Murska> Who next?
    [17:33] <+Murska> Me?
    [17:35] <!MageKing17|HW2> I could leave, if you like.
    [18:11] * Murska has quit (Read error: Connection reset by peer)
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    Murska 9 years ago
    I knew it! My computer got stuck, and I decided to continue tomorrow, I closed it, and then looked at the time. And started laughing.
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    MageKing17 9 years ago
    So, SpeedBlade's a little new to the chatroom, see, and it appears he's a little paranoid that I might do something to him...
    [17:53] <!MageKing17> That's it, I'm going to turn on the other computer and fire up MageBot.
    [17:53] <+Niwsters> What?
    [17:53] * You are now known as MageKing17|BRB
    [17:53] <SpeedBlade> What I do!? I'm sorry!!!
    [17:54] <+Niwsters> o.o??
    [17:54] <SpeedBlade> Niwsters please help... me... please?
    [17:54] * SpeedBlade hides behind niwsters
    [17:54] <+Niwsters> This is turning out to be more scary than the movie...
    [17:55] <SpeedBlade> Shutup, atleast no one is sneaking up on you T_T
    [17:55] * You are now known as MageKing17
    [17:55] <SpeedBlade> BLLLAAAAHHH he's here!!! Help me!
    [17:55] * Ville has kicked SpeedBlade from #monkkonenchat (Turn caps lock OFF!)
    [17:56] <!MageKing17> XD
    [17:56] <+Niwsters> LOL.

    Followed immediately by this little gem...
    [17:56] <+Niwsters> Who the fork is he anyways?
    [17:56] <!MageKing17> SpeedBlade.
    [17:56] <+Niwsters> o.o..
    [17:56] <!MageKing17> From the forums. :/
    [17:56] <+Niwsters> Right.
    [17:56] <+Niwsters> Should start reading them
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    Idiota 9 years ago
    Just a random statement after I abandoned World of Warcraft for good:

    Idiota: My guildmaster just sent me hatemail
    Idiota: Life IS Good!
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    E_net4 9 years ago
    Huh, *laugh*?
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    Amarth 9 years ago
    The hilarious part here is that Idiota abandoned WoW. I think.
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    E_net4 9 years ago
    Well, I guess you're right.
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    E_net4 9 years ago
    <Damath_Mayrels> (I hate Shao Kahn)
    <Thrallan> (i hate walking metal)
    <Damath_Mayrels> (I hate your head)
    <Thrallan> (i hate it too)
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    Idiota 9 years ago
    Let's see... we have magnetic north, magnetic south, and...?

    <Idiota> I wish I had a magnetic field to reflect stupidity.
    <Murska> No, I don't think that'd work.
    <Murska> And we're too far.
    <Amarth> And you'd have to make sure it wouldn't backfire then.
    <Murska> How large a radius would that field be?
    <Idiota> Doesn't matter.
    <Murska> It does.
    <Murska> A lot.
    <Idiota> So long as /I/ am not hurt by other peoples' stupidity.
    <Idiota> Wether it reflects it at the source, or the reciever, it doesn't matter.
    <Murska> Would it also reflect stupidity inside it?
    <Amarth> I sure hope not.
    <Idiota> That would be painful.
    <Amarth> I guess...
    <Amarth> If you are in the center, that would mean forces to all directions at once.

    <Amarth> Boom.
    <Idiota> SPLOZAION
    <Idiota> Well, assuming it's a device, you can't be in the exact center.
    <Idiota> Unless it's an implant.
    <Murska> If it reflects to the reciever, any stupidity directed against you would reach you. If it'd reflect to the source, your own stupidity would backfire.
    <Idiota> If it's an implant it'd most likely just get ejected from your body.
    <Idiota> Which is still painful.
    <Idiota> Just a bit less lethal.
    <Amarth> Don't quite see how they'd implant it then.
    <Amarth> If it'd repel only stupidity.
    <Amarth> 'yeah, we tried to do this implant job, but your body somehow reflected it.'
    <Idiota> :p
    <Idiota> And Murske, you shouldn't see a magnetic field as a shield.
    <Idiota> It's a field that reflects stupidity outwards.
    <Idiota> Well, not a regular magnetic field ofcourse, but mine would.
    <Amarth> So, that's no shield then?
    <Amarth> If we assume bullets are just stupid.
    <Murska> It repels stupidity outward. Right.
    <Idiota> A shield is a clear barrier.
    <Murska> What if someone stupid will approach, what would happen?
    <Idiota> Pass the barrier, hit the target.
    <Anonymous1157> So, if someone would try to shoot you, and they were stupid, it'd backfire?
    <Idiota> Murska: The lightest of persons would get shoved backwards.
    <Anonymous1157> Wouldn't they actually "WOOOSH" and not be able to continue forward?
    <Idiota> But the ironic part is that, as same magnetic poles reflect each other,
    <Idiota> the only way to reflect stupidity is with stupidity.
    <Idiota> Thus, Idiota
    <Amarth> Wait. Is that an elastic or a non-elastic collision?
    <Murska> So the person gets shoved, not stupidity itself?
    <Anonymous1157> Kinda like a real magnet?
    <Anonymous1157> The stupidity's cause gets shoved.
    <Murska> Woah. you could never walk in cities anymore.
    <Anonymous1157> And Iddy would become a black hole because the magnet works against itself.
    <Idiota> Nah.
    <Idiota> Reflect stupidity with stupidity,
    <Idiota> like I said.
    <Idiota> It's why God created pie!
    <Amarth> Well, you can't come up against the stupidity of the mass.
    <Anonymous1157> But you would have to hold a magnet and turn it on.
    <Amarth> So you'd be blocked from entering a city.
    <Idiota> Hmm...
    <Anonymous1157> It would fly away or throw YOU away.
    <Murska> If I'd have that...
    <Idiota> Well, let's say that 'stupidity' is a newly discovered magnetic pole.
    <Murska> *Shudder*
    <Idiota> Then all the people would get ejected out of the city.
    <Amarth> So, you'd have North, South and stupidity.
    <Amarth> Grand.
    <Idiota> The stupid ones at least.
    <Murska> I couldn't leave my room.
    <Idiota> Rofl
    <Murska> You would depopulate earth!
    <Idiota> This conversation has peaked itself at Amarth's statement. xD
    <Anonymous1157> You'd propel your mother if you left the room! xD
    <Murska> And above all, my sister.
    <Murska> :p
    <Anonymous1157> XD
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    Anonymous1157 9 years ago
    A whole mess of weird crap happened today. Anyone who wasn't logging it just missed out on the funniest junk on the whole damn planet.

    [2007-06-21 14:19] * E_net4 grabs the chair.
    [2007-06-21 14:19] * E_net4 throws it aside.
    [2007-06-21 14:19] <Grimsy|N64Emu> Using third person storytelling in posts would make the story more...unified.
    [2007-06-21 14:19] * Anonymous1157 uses the deleting STool on the E and Nuk NPCs
    [2007-06-21 14:20] * Nuk is not an NPC
    [2007-06-21 14:20] <E_net4> ...
    [2007-06-21 14:20] <Amarth> Yeah, pretty much. Lots better than 'oh I misunderstood you, just forget it'.
    [2007-06-21 14:20] <E_net4> That's not possible!
    [2007-06-21 14:20] * Anonymous1157 respawns the two NPCs in the jail.
    [2007-06-21 14:20] <Anonymous1157> STFU.
    [2007-06-21 14:21] <E_net4> You don't STFU me!
    [2007-06-21 14:21] <Grimsy|N64Emu> Dude, he just did.
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    E_net4 9 years ago
    Complete version:
    <Nuk> Noob watchs the planet explode
    <Nuk> Oh, it was my screensvaver
    <E_net4> "watchs" does not exist!
    <Nuk> stfu
    * E_net4 slaps Nuk.
    <Anonymous1157> You mean DO not exist.
    * Nuk throws a chair at Eddy
    <Amarth> That screensaver thing was a brilliant thing to say.
    * Anonymous1157 looks at the arm-fitting clock
    <Anonymous1157> It was? Did you mean that in a good way?
    * E_net4 grabs the chair.
    * E_net4 throws it aside.
    <Grimsy|N64Emu> Using third person storytelling in posts would make the story more...unified.
    * Anonymous1157 uses the deleting STool on the E and Nuk NPCs
    * Nuk is not an NPC
    <E_net4> ...
    <Amarth> Yeah, pretty much. Lots better than 'oh I misunderstood you, just forget it'.
    <E_net4> That's not possible!
    * Anonymous1157 respawns the two NPCs in the jail.
    <Anonymous1157> STFU.
    <E_net4> You don't STFU me!
    <Grimsy|N64Emu> Dude, he just did.
    <Grimsy|N64Emu> Anywho.
    * Nuk is not an npc
    <E_net4> But he shouldn't!
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    Anonymous1157 9 years ago
    "I" said:
    <Anonymous1157> STFU.
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    E_net4 9 years ago
    "Anonymous1157" said:
    <Anonymous1157> STFU.
    STFU your STFU!
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    MageKing17 9 years ago
    While attempting to exit IRC, I made the following typo:
    /quite KHAAAAN!
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