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  • Funniest Forum/IRC Quotes Thread Vol. 2

    Amarth 8 years ago
    "Grim Reaper" said:
    Even if you can't hear it, it can still be there, y'know.
    If the Pope shits in the wood and there is no-one there to see it...

    Wait, no. How did it go?
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    Anarion 8 years ago
    "Shingo" said:
    If you guys don't know what a Manwich is, then: I sayest unto thee, "Yea, and I do fart in thine general direction and supposed location."
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    Grim Reaper 8 years ago
    [17:24] * Idiota|DF (~chatzilla@cd7f79a.20846cb9.adsl.versatel.nl) has joined #monkkonenchat
    [17:24] * Narvius_ is now known as Narvius
    [17:24] <Idiota|DF> roar
    [17:24] * Idiota|DF is now known as Idiota
    [17:24] * Notify: Idiota is online (Criten).
    [17:24] <Idiota> ns identify ********
    [17:24] <Idiota> er...
    [17:24] <Idiota> glad Crazy didn't see that
    Password removed becuz yes.
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    Crazy 8 years ago
    GAH! NOES! FOILED! FOILEDED, I TELL YOU!

    Curse you, irony, you sly bitch.
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    Idiota 8 years ago
    Here's a Dwarf Fortress story for ya. :p

    <Idiota> well, listen to this
    <Idiota> I was just seeing the traders leave
    <Idiota> and a while later I noticed red water coming from upstreeam
    <Idiota> the /whole/ river was red
    <Idiota> of blood
    <Idiota> so I checked the unit list
    <Idiota> caravan dead, plus 6 carps and a fox
    <Idiota> so I looked at the crimescene
    <OniKoneko> I should have Hellgate... eventually
    <Idiota> and I managed to deduct that the 2 axedwarves jumped into the water to slaughter the carpfish
    <Idiota> and then drowned
    <OniKoneko> XD
    <Niwsters> What?!
    <Niwsters> o_O
    <Idiota> and then the unguarded caravan encountered a vicious /fox/
    <OniKoneko> Apparently there are 3 days left for Hellgate.
    <OniKoneko> XD
    <Niwsters> LOL?
    <Idiota> and jumped after the axedwarves in fear of the vicious /fox/
    <Idiota> and then the caravan mule trampled the fox and ran for it
    <Idiota> xD
    <Niwsters> XD
    <Idiota> fucking brilliant if you ask me
    <OniKoneko>
    <Idiota> because I was just draining water into my moat
    <OniKoneko> So you have a red moat?
    <Idiota> and it was red of blood *chuckle*
    <Idiota> it faded eventually though
    <Idiota> but still, I had a lot of fun playing a detective and finding out what happened
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    Nuklearni-okurka 8 years ago
    *cough* The fish did kill em, they are deadly in this ver. Fish = more danger than elephant. *cough*
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    MageKing17 8 years ago
    Oh, Dwarf Fortress, how you create hilarious moments...
    [17:38] <Madgamer> LoL, merchant just got berserk and killed his companions.
    [17:38] <!OniKoneko> XD
    [17:38] <!OniKoneko> Why do dwarves go berserk?
    [17:38] <Madgamer> I think its because I still didn't make a trade depot >.>
    [17:38] <!OniKoneko> XD
    [17:39] <!OniKoneko> Prolly.
    [17:39] <!OniKoneko> "We want to trade but... no... trade... depot..."
    [17:39] <!OniKoneko> "GAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! HOW CAN WE TRADE WITH NO DEPOT?!?!?!?!?!"
    [17:39] <!OniKoneko> "HOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW????!!!!!!!!!!!"
    [17:39] <!OniKoneko> "I'LL MAKE ONE OUT OF YOUR CORPSES!"
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    Nuklearni-okurka 8 years ago
    He did kill even the axedwarwes?!?!?!?!?!
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    Amarth 8 years ago
    It is a bit long, so I won't copy it all, but...
    [20] <Madgamer> It tastes funny.
    I'll let your imagination do the rest. Whatever you think, it was worse.
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    Murska 8 years ago
    "Amarth" said:
    It is a bit long, so I won't copy it all, but...
    [20] <Madgamer> It tastes funny.
    I'll let your imagination do the rest. Whatever you think, it was worse.


    For those who don't have a good imagination...

    <Anonymous1157> He most likely meant George Bushes.
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    Amarth 8 years ago
    Yeah...
    [20] <Murska> But that's only how far it goes, not how fast.
    Actually, quoting out of context is a lot more fun.

    EDIT: Damn, forgot this
    [20] <Madgamer> MUST SEE!
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    Grim Reaper 8 years ago
    Indeed, let us continue the out-of-context fun.
    [21:32] <Madgamer> Uggh, now it's smothered all over my clothes.
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    Murska 8 years ago
    <Madgamer> Let me finish cleaning my keyboard first.


    Oh, right, and we invented a new color, "unusually blue". If you want to see something unusually blue, take a look at a solid chunk of a hermaphrodite, currently in the posession of either Anonymous1157 or Madgamer. (Did anyone see who took it in all that mess?)
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    Crazy 8 years ago
    No, really, the unusually blue solid chunk of hermaphrodite is really fucking weird for someone with a vivid imagination.
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    Crazy 8 years ago
    Well, i don't know how many people wil find this funny, but i'll post it anyway. For once we were speaking normally and with correct grammar.
    <Grim|BL> Let's not test again.
    <MageKing17|BL> No, let's not.
    <Crazy> Do Steam accounts get deleted?
    <Crazy> No, apparently.
    <Crazy> Then why am i not receiving the email with my account information?
    <Grim|BL> ?
    <Crazy> Grim, do you remember the name of my Steam account by any chance?
    <Grim|BL> Errr...
    <Crazy> It would be greatly helpful.
    <Grim|BL> Nope.
    <Grim|BL> But you ARE on my friends list, if I'm not mistaken.
    <Crazy> Perhaps you could check?
    <MageKing17|BL> Run through your friends list.
    <Grim|BL> STEAMP UPDAETZ LAL
    Well, so much for that...
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    E_net4 8 years ago
    Huh, I only have the sarcastic lol, so I'll be using it right now.
    ...lol.
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    Amarth 8 years ago
    Warning, mature content and stuff like that. Stop reading if you are not allowed or cannot stand things involving stuff. You know. Nudge, nudge.

    <Grim_Reaper> GMO = Go Masturbate Outside?
    <MageKing17|BL> Hey, it works!
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    MageKing17 8 years ago
    Way to take that out of context.
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    Anarion 8 years ago
    Hahaha! Good one there. Taking things out of context is fun.
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    Murska 8 years ago
    [19:24] <Nuk> So I had to change it.
    [19:24] <Nuk> And I'm not home.
    [19:24] <Nuk> Because the last one got exposed.


    It's really Grim who said 'em, but Nuk wanted me to make it into a funny quote, so...

    EDIT: Okay, Amarth's right. Nothing to see here.
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    Zombie 8 years ago
    Out of context? Here you go.

    Think naughty here...
    [23:57] <+Madgamer> You WERE asking for it >.>

    Same thing...
    [06:06] <+smart_guy> I really hate seying girls in action

    A whole lot of nothing? The moon landing? !
    [17:55] <+Amarth> I mean, seriously. You're not going to tell me a computer invented that stuff on the moon.

    Don't ask about this one...
    [17:51] <!OniKoneko> OMFG
    [17:51] <!OniKoneko> WHY IS THE LEEK IN HER BUTT?!
    [17:51] <+Amarth> W T F?

    Hopefully not anywhere unnatural... Or unpleasant...
    [17:47] <+Amarth> Though I suppose you can give the program some hints that it has to add in leeks or something.
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    Grim Reaper 8 years ago
    "Zombie" said:
    Don't ask about this one...
    [17:51] <!OniKoneko> OMFG
    [17:51] <!OniKoneko> WHY IS THE LEEK IN HER BUTT?!
    [17:51] <+Amarth> W T F?
    What's all this, then?

    (had to ask because you told me not to)
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    Crazy 8 years ago
    You can do better, Zombie!
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    E_net4 8 years ago
    Zombie's last one wasn't so funny. Pherhaps I'm thinking the programmer way.
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    Zombie 8 years ago
    You're supposed to have just read the one before it... Then think, "A program told someone to put a leek in her butt?!"
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    E_net4 8 years ago
    I see it now.

    Continuing:
    <Niwsters> I did recieve it.. Just didn't notice
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    MageKing17 8 years ago
    [19:58] -Global- Services are restarting, they will be back shortly - please be good while we're gone
    [19:58] * Ville has quit (Client Lost In Netsplit)
    [19:58] <+Murska> FREEDOM!
    [19:58] -Global- Services are now back online - have a nice day
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    Murska 8 years ago
    Short-lived freedom is still freedom.
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    E_net4 8 years ago
    We haven't seen forum-quoted jokes for ages.
    "Quanrian" said:
    "Tangysloth" said:
    ive been paying attention and read every post about cormoon
    i just want to say the progress sounds great and im looking forward to the final product
    keep up the good work

    We appreciate your enthusiasm, and remember to tell as many people as you can about the game so me and Ville can get rich and buy fancy cars !
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    MageKing17 8 years ago
    "Aegis" said:
    "biabia" said:
    Wanna have some lame ocean backgrounds for your cutscene videos or game titles?
    Then you should try Sea 1.0!
    Sea 1.0 is a background generator. As its name, Sea give you the power to make any type of ocean scene, water! Base on not-so-powerful realtime engine, it is extremely fast using a supercomputer. You can see the result in real-time, and don't have to waste your time rendering. Furthermore, you can have some mediocre effects like Bloom, Soften, Blur ect. in realtime!!!

    *Supercomputer required




    Features:

    - No art skill needed!
    - Advanced coding skill needed instead!
    - See above!
    - 1D Realtime Wave
    - Camera movement across 1 dimension
    - Different sky styles (wow!)

    And it's free! postage and handling = $1,000,000,000

    Go to <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://www.virus.com">http://www.virus.com</a><!-- m --> for more information.

    They have cool models too! Like this:












    Etc.

    They’re all last-gen no quality turn-based models and have affordable prices. (Didn't they say it was free?) Hope it help!

    Fixed.
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    Idiota 8 years ago
    Indeed.
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    E_net4 8 years ago
    LOLWUT

    "Idiota" said:
    "MageKing17" said:
    If you need more game suggestions, I've played plenty of freeware in my time, so if you need an obscure, free game, I'm sure I can come up with some for you.

    As Amarth would say:

    NETHACK DANGIT!
    "Amarth" said:
    NETHACK DANGIT!
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    Grim Reaper 8 years ago
    One can send notices to people in XChat. They're marked by >something< (where "something" represents the nickname or channel you sent the notice to).
    * You are now known as Server
    >E_net4< You have been disconnected from the server. Please reconnect.
    * E_net4 has quit (Quit: Am out.)
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    <E_net4> ...
    * ChanServ gives voice to E_net4
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    MageKing17 8 years ago
    "Grim Reaper" said:
    One can send notices to people in XChat. They're marked by >something< (where "something" represents the nickname or channel you sent the notice to).
    * You are now known as Server
    >E_net4< You have been disconnected from the server. Please reconnect.
    * E_net4 has quit (Quit: Am out.)
    * E_net4 (~E_net4@189efabc.3856dc6.285ef2b1.362b7f89X) has joined #monkkonenchat
    <E_net4> ...
    * ChanServ gives voice to E_net4
    ...

    *snigger*

    That... that's just too funny. XD
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    MageKing17 8 years ago
    "Aegis" said:
    Aha! I've got it!
    Spoilez alert!!!



    The collective noun of a banana is bunch! And the nose of a banana is that black thing at the top! And if you say Var Equinallin fast enough it sounds suspiciously like "The bunch of noses belonging to a banana!" And once you reverse that it says "!ananab a ot gnignoleb seson fo hcnub ehT" Which roughly sounds like:



    "Anna, nab a otter. No! Leg season for Hunch'd eyes nub et?
    Did I do good?
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