Here's a little fun.
The Pros and Cons of Alcohol.
- You talk a lot, and everything you say is really smart.
- You know the Lyrics to every song..... despite what others claim.
- You become a truly gifted singer.....only your sober friends become jealous and claim that you aren't.
- You become a talented dancer.....you even invent new dance steps. (Your jealous friends claim that "Falling on your ass" isn't a dance step)
- Everyone is beautiful!
- The thought of food seems to make you feel nauseous.
- Your friends who stayed sober seem annoyingly smug.
- That gorgeous 20 year old girl you met last night is now a 40 year old male cross-dresser
- Inability to concentrate.
- Did I mention Hangover?
Now it's someone else's turn. See if you can think of some funny pros and cons of something (it doesn't have to be alcohol).