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*IMPORTANT* Make Uwe Boll stop directing films! *IMPORTANT*

Grim Reaper 8 years ago
Uwe Boll has promised to stop directing them filmses if at least one million people sign this petition. Do your part for the good of vidjagame movies!

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The Gemini 8 years ago
Signed. After that horrible House of the Dead this man should be taken away all rights to do anything creative at all.
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Narvius 8 years ago
...Shall I be glad that I have no idea who he is?
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Murska 8 years ago
"Cheater" said:
...Shall I be glad that I have no idea who he is?


Be very, very glad if you've never even HEARD about those movies.
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Narvius 8 years ago
...they must be *really* bad.
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Murska 8 years ago
"Cheater" said:
...they must be *really* bad.

Worse.
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Amarth 8 years ago
Well, to quote slashdot...

(not for the faint of heart!)
Imagine a modern hog factory farm, imagine the veritable rivers of semi-liquid feces squelching downhill from the oinking, shuffling pigflesh. Imagine a rope around your leg, the far end attached to a speedboat. Imagine being pulled backwards through that stinking mass, mouth clenched tight against your bile but still the runny sht makes it up your nostrils and down your throat, between your eyelids, burning your retinas, the impact of the brown waves against your body like sledgehammers.

If you can tell me what's so bad about that, I can tell you what's so bad about Uwe Boll movies.

Search around the story comments to find other such jewels.
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