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Haikus!

Narvius 5 years ago
You all are obviously aware of Haiku Hero, amirite?
Anyways. Make some and share 'em. :>

I have only one that isn't *complete* bullshit, as of now:

~~ Constraint: Use "big", rhyme.

a big bird on that
awesome manly shoulder sat
the insolent brat
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E_net4 5 years ago
~~ Constraint: use the word 'candle'
The wind blows my mind
My candle of reasoning
Is glowing dimmly

~~ Constraint: use the word 'hare'
Time to share
The hare we hunted today
And eat it tonight

~~ Constraint: use the word 'Heavy'
Intruder spotted
As that Heavy is a spy.
Batter up, dumbass!

Eez fun.
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Narvius 5 years ago
~~ Constraint: "Sight"
Standard reaction
of every good soldier:
Kill on sight. Fast.

~~ Constraint: "Again"
It will find you. And
it will hit you. And it will
hit you again.

~~ Constraints: "Neighborhood", word with 3 syllables
Neighborhood has three
syllables, you idiot.
That's too easy, heh.

~~ Constraints: "Catch", word with 3 syllables
Once, I tried to catch
a tyrannosaurus rex
I failed hard and died.

~~ Constraints: "Until", don't use V.
I'm not supposed to
use half a w, at
least until the end.

~~ Constraints: "Life", use F as much as possible.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck life fuck fuck fuck
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck
(It told me I overused the word "fuck", while complimenting me on my skillful use of many F's...)

~~ Constraints: "Holy", all words at least 2 syllables
Holy unicorns
ingested holy branches
while killing monkeys.

~~ Constraints: "Rust", rhyme
Use brings wear and rust,
Use brings confidence and trust.
Take the plunge; You must.

I found writing them on a time limit actually produces better ones :>
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MageKing17 5 years ago
"Narvius" said:
~~ Constraints: "Holy", all words at least 2 syllables
Holy unicorns
ingested holy branches
while killing monkeys.
Ahem?
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Narvius 5 years ago
Owned, it seems
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E_net4 5 years ago
First person to make a haiku in the game featuring an inside joke gets a cookie.

...Or maybe not, but you should definitely give it a try.
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