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Pete 4 years ago
WANT: time machine, affordable price range, okay if travel to the past or stopping time only, require proof of official purchase if used

WANT: de-aging machine or aging delaying pills, absolutely no side effects

SELLING: soul, lifetime of servitude, all worldly possessions, a castle, a princess, half a bloody kingdom


yeah I don't know either
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Anonymous1157 4 years ago
Ooo, ooo, is this one of those completely random threads!? *Bounces off the walls*

I'm looking for a very specific used banana. It's been to the moon.

($400,000 if you get the reference. No, not really. Hey, I'm bored too, OK? Sheesh.)
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MageKing17 4 years ago
WANTED: To finally receive a message from extra-universal team that arrival was successful. Seriously, guys, we agreed on a code phrase weeks ago.
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Narvius 4 years ago
B> GBow - 1 Spd!
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E_net4 4 years ago
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TNN17 4 years ago
Wanted: A graphic designer to make high-res player character images for FM.
Wanted: Copy and paste functionality for the NMV.

I would gut punch a nun for either of these things.
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stubbie 4 years ago
WANTED:A way to blow your nose without it sounding revolting.
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E_net4 4 years ago
WANTED: Indifference. Dead or alive.
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Anonymous1157 4 years ago
E_net4 said:
WANTED: Indifference. Dead or alive.


Oh, you think you're sooo punny.

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SELLING: Bowl of petunias. Covered in whale guts.

BUYING: One bottle of STFU-flavored tea. Do NOT deliver by trebuchet.
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Pete 4 years ago
Anonymous1157 said:
BUYING: One bottle of STFU-flavored tea. Do NOT deliver by trebuchet.
Catapult okay?

SELLING: Procrastinator, One (1): Paralysed by indecision, Buried under mountain of oncoming deadlines, Moans about his own inadequacy a lot

BUYING: One showel (digging-out-of-rut quality)

BUYING: Pills of anti-wallowing +4

BUYING: A way to make this post not look self-centered and absolutely pathetic

SELLING: First-world problems

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about this posts terrible-ness level? ITS O- *explosion* ..ff the charts...

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Anonymous1157 4 years ago
Pete said:
Anonymous1157 said:
BUYING: One bottle of STFU-flavored tea. Do NOT deliver by trebuchet.
Catapult okay?
No! Nothing that can backfire. And I have a compelling reason to believe it will backfire. >.>
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Pete 4 years ago
Anonymous1157 said:
Pete said:
Anonymous1157 said:
BUYING: One bottle of STFU-flavored tea. Do NOT deliver by trebuchet.
Catapult okay?
No! Nothing that can backfire. And I have a compelling reason to believe it will backfire. >.>

This ought to be peeerfectly safe.

note to self: good lord, man, just how many times do you have to learn to turn safesearch to strict when googling images?

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E_net4 4 years ago
BUYING: Effort-in-a-bottle, 1.5L, delivered with care.

SELLING: Laziness, mint fresh.

If you're using a foreign language, you'd better.

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Anonymous1157 4 years ago
SELLING: Kanohi Miru Nuva. No longer fits due to species change. (I don't want to explain.)

Disciplinary Action + Gloves of Running Urgently + 3 Refined Metal + Unicorn's Horn = Scootaloo's Dirt Bike..? *Shrug*
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Narvius 4 years ago
WANTED: The Dagger of Time.
WANTED: A supply of Sands of Time.
SELLING: Alarm Clock Immunity
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