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WANT: time machine, affordable price range, okay if travel to the past or stopping time only, require proof of official purchase if used
WANT: de-aging machine or aging delaying pills, absolutely no side effects
SELLING: soul, lifetime of servitude, all worldly possessions, a castle, a princess, half a bloody kingdom
yeah I don't know either
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Ooo, ooo, is this one of those completely random threads!? *Bounces off the walls*
I'm looking for a very specific used banana. It's been to the moon.
($400,000 if you get the reference. No, not really. Hey, I'm bored too, OK? Sheesh.)
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1 year ago
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WANTED: To finally receive a message from extra-universal team that arrival was successful. Seriously, guys, we agreed on a code phrase weeks ago.
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1 year ago
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B> GBow - 1 Spd!
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1 year ago
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1 year ago
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Wanted: A graphic designer to make high-res player character images for FM.
Wanted: Copy and paste functionality for the NMV.
I would gut punch a nun for either of these things.
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1 year ago
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WANTED:A way to blow your nose without it sounding revolting.
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1 year ago
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WANTED: Indifference. Dead or alive.
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1 year ago
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E_net4 said:
WANTED: Indifference. Dead or alive. 
Oh, you think you're sooo punny.
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SELLING: Bowl of petunias. Covered in whale guts.
BUYING: One bottle of STFU-flavored tea. Do NOT deliver by trebuchet.
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1 year ago
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Anonymous1157 said:
BUYING: One bottle of STFU-flavored tea. Do NOT deliver by trebuchet. Catapult okay?
SELLING: Procrastinator, One (1): Paralysed by indecision, Buried under mountain of oncoming deadlines, Moans about his own inadequacy a lot
BUYING: One showel (digging-out-of-rut quality)
BUYING: Pills of anti-wallowing +4
BUYING: A way to make this post not look self-centered and absolutely pathetic
SELLING: First-world problems
Vegeta, what does the scouter say about this posts terrible-ness level? ITS O- *explosion* ..ff the charts...
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Anonymous1157 said:
Pete said:
Anonymous1157 said:
BUYING: One bottle of STFU-flavored tea. Do NOT deliver by trebuchet. Catapult okay? No! Nothing that can backfire. And I have a compelling reason to believe it will backfire. >.> 
This ought to be peeerfectly safe.
note to self: good lord, man, just how many times do you have to learn to turn safesearch to strict when googling images?
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1 year ago
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BUYING: Effort-in-a-bottle, 1.5L, delivered with care.
SELLING: Laziness, mint fresh.
If you're using a foreign language, you'd better.
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1 year ago
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SELLING: Kanohi Miru Nuva. No longer fits due to species change. (I don't want to explain.)
Disciplinary Action + Gloves of Running Urgently + 3 Refined Metal + Unicorn's Horn = Scootaloo's Dirt Bike..? *Shrug*
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1 year ago
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WANTED: The Dagger of Time.
WANTED: A supply of Sands of Time.
SELLING: Alarm Clock Immunity
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