Nintendo, what the [censored] are you doing? Seriously.
This is like presenting someone with a round hole and handing them a square peg, and after they finally jam the thing into place forcefully, waving the round peg in their face and giving them the raspberry.
This is Nintendo saying, "Hey, look! We designed all of this gimmicky hardware over the past three-ish years that nobody wants to buy! We're about to do it again, even! But we KNOW what we need to do to make a competitive device that could crush the PSP, preclude a handheld XBox, and start to bite out of the smartphone gaming market! Here, we already designed it! Look at it! Of couse, we're not actually going to make it, because bankruptcy is fun, but look!"
I think I might actually be offended. I would have bought it.
(On a directly-related note, is my ranting bothering anyone? I've been doing it a lot lately. In fact, I seem to have this thread all to myself. >.> )
Edited 5 years ago