Not funny, man.
Once a man woke up and saw a penguin on his bedroom. He didn't know what to do, so he called his friend:XD
-Hey, buddy, I got a penguin in my house! What do I do?
-EE, man, I never had one in my house... well, why don't you try a Zoo?
-Good Idea, thanks
2 Days later, the friend noticed that he was still with the penguin:
Heya, man, what about the Zoo and stuff?
-It was cool, and the penguin enjoyed a lot! We are even going to the circus tomorrow!