Don't forget Sigint's dream *wink*.
Best dream of the year ever. Imagine everyone around you turns into a pile of crap as the Shagohad approaches.
Edit: Just went through GameFAQ and found the script for it. The way Sigint says it on the other hand is much funnies-er.
-Sigint's Nightmare (call Sigint after experiencing Snake's nightmare)
Sigint: Snake, you OK?
Snake: Yeah. I had a terrible dream.
Sigint: No kidding. What happened?
Snake: I don't want to think about it. I was being attacked by monsters that
looked human. And I'm... not even sure if I was really me.
Sigint: At least it was just a dream. It's all over when you wake up.
Sigint: When you think about it, the fact that you can imagine a situation
worse than the one you're in now means life can't be all that bad.
Snake: I sure hope so.
Sigint: Well, let me tell you about the absolute worst, most sickening
nightmare I ever had. This isn't one for the kids. OK, so there's this big
pile of crap, right? It's shaped like a giant tank and it's walking around on
two legs, goin' on a rampage and stompin' on people and houses and stuff. And
this giant turd is carrying the nastiest missiles you ever saw. Like, whenever
it launches one of its turd missiles... whatever it hits - people, trees,
buildings - turns into shit. My hometown, my old school, my family, my
girlfriend, old man John... Everything in that turd's path turned into shit.
Snake: That's pretty sick, man.
Sigint: Good thing it was just a dream, huh?
Snake: Yes, that's a good thing.
Sigint: You feeling better now?
Sigint: Good. Then let's get down to business. You see, Snake, people are just
sacks of shit and they're full of holes. Fill 'em up with water and it's gotta
come out from somewhere... OK, maybe that was a bad example. What I'm trying
to say is, no matter what the situation, there's always a way out. Don't throw
in the towel yet. Clear your mind. Think it through. Assess the situation.
You'll find a way to escape.
Snake: Got it.
Sigint: Don't let my nightmare come true.
I'm saddened by the fact this version of forums doesn't include the spoiler tag thingie now that white color isn't as effective as it was before. Oh wells.