Extremely long and pointless version:
I remember it as though it were yesterday... Thursday, the 8th of July, 2004 was a sunny afternoon. I had bought a NetGuide magazine from the Supermarket on the way home from school, and had crammed the disc into my computer without even reading what was on it... I saw Notrium in the Games section, downloaded it, and started playing. It was version 0.9 or summin' like that. All one big map, not a bunch of small ones, only one ending (I think, it was the repair-then-take-off-in-shuttle/capsule-thing ending), and to combine items one had to complete that son of a bitch puzzle thing with the circles and the lining them up and the press and hold down F11 to automatically complete the puzzle. Once I had figured the F11 cheat out, it was simple matter of finding the crapz, combining the crapz, and adding a "z" to the end of plurals instead of a "s", and it was all GEWD (I escaped Notrium). Yeah. Then I like got bored of the game and looked up the website and the URL had something like "kapsi" in it or summin' like that and it said that that was no longer the website address and to go here and I got redirected to "http://www.monkkonen.net" and then I signed up to the forums and then on the Seventh Day, God did shit-all, and he saw that it was GEWD (I posted on the forums then dissapeared and reappeared numerous times, before starting anew with my account Zephyr).
I bought a mag, looked up monkkonen.net, and yeah.