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  • Funniest Forum/IRC Quotes Thread Vol. 2

    Anarion 9 years ago
    That. Was. AWESOME!!

    Well played Crazy
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    MageKing17 9 years ago
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    [20:23] <Grim|WoW> ZOMG MK
    [20:23] <MageKing17> ZOMG wut.
    [20:24] <Grim|WoW> ZOMG LOL
    [20:24] <Grim|WoW> Whatever you do, don't say cookie.
    [20:25] <MageKing17> COOKIE.
    [20:27] * Doran_Llek (<!-- e --><a href="mailtoaladin@164642ae.3af339a2.wa.comcast.net">Paladin@164642ae.3af339a2.wa.comcast.net</a><!-- e --> has joined #MonkkonenChat
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    [20:28] <Doran_Llek> Fuck, I should've listened.
    Thanks to Grim for the chatlog, as I couldn't exactly use my own for this.
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    E_net4 9 years ago
    Conclusion: Don't listen to Grim.
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    Anarion 9 years ago
    "E_net4" said:
    Conclusion: Don't listen to Grim.
    No. Conclusion - Listen to Grim. Grim said don't say cookie.
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    E_net4 9 years ago
    "Anarion" said:
    "E_net4" said:
    Conclusion: Don't listen to Grim.
    No. Conclusion - Listen to Grim. Grim said don't say cookie.
    Yes, but If Grim didn't actually say not to say cookie, then MK would never say it.
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    E_net4 9 years ago
    "IRC: 02-09-2007" said:
    <Amarth> Hmm. I order my Ents to attack me.
    <Murska> Might I suggest actually doing something? That would help.
    <Murska> DC 12.
    <Amarth> roll 1d20
    <HamBot> Amarth: 20
    <E_net4> ROFL
    <Murska> xD
    <Amarth> Woohoo
    <Murska> The ents gather around you and start pummeling you into submission. They crush your head, then the rest of your body, paying careful attention to your groin, then spit on you, pee on you, sit on you, shit on you and do other nasty unpleasant things.
    <Murska> roll 20d10000
    <Amarth> Yay!
    #
    Amarth 9 years ago
    We had better than that today... Things involving birds and kicks in the nuts and stuff.
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    Crazy 9 years ago
    Yes, there was a myriad of eligible quotes today, unfortunately it was all part of a rather long string of things.

    Good times, good times.
    #
    Nuklearni-okurka 9 years ago
    Icecream.
    #
    E_net4 9 years ago
    ...Wait, what?
    #
    Murska 9 years ago
    "E_net4" said:
    ...Wait, what?

    You heard him, no? Ice Cream.
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    E_net4 9 years ago
    "Murska" said:
    "E_net4" said:
    ...Wait, what?
    You heard him, no? Ice Cream.
    And what does Ice Cream have to do with anything?
    #
    Amarth 9 years ago
    Remember. Ice cream kills people.
    #
    E_net4 9 years ago
    "Amarth" said:
    Remember. Ice cream kills people.
    Explain your sentence.
    #
    Nuklearni-okurka 9 years ago
    "E_net4" said:
    Explain your sentence.
    Better not.
    #
    Murska 9 years ago
    "Amarth" said:
    Remember. Ice cream kills people.

    Yeah. And it fills tunnels.
    #
    E_net4 9 years ago
    Today we had some real fun with Magebot's Wiki command:
    <Amarth> Wiki ORLY?
    <MageBot> <!-- ATTENTION EDITORS: Before uploading the owl image, please read
    <MageBot> <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image_talk:Orly.jpg">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image_talk:Orly.jpg</a><!-- m --> and <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/w/-">http://en.wikipedia.org/w/-</a><!-- m -->
    <MageBot> index.php?title=Wikipediaeletion_review&oldid=50533958#Image:O_RLY.jpg
    <MageBot> To add a citation, use this code: <ref></ref>
    <MageBot> -->
    <Amarth> XD
    <MageKing17> XD
    <E_net4> XD
    <Idiota> lool
    <MageKing17> All you get is "READ THIS BEFORE UPLOADING THE OWL IMAGE".
    <E_net4> XD
    <Crazy> Wiki STFU
    <Amarth> Never heard that before.
    <MageBot> 'STFU' may stand for: *'S'hut 'T'he 'F'uck 'U'p—see Internet slang. *the
    <MageBot> Southern Tenant Farmers Union, a labor organization of sharecropper farmers in
    <MageBot> the United States. *a modified STS submission hold in professional wrestling
    <MageBot> used as a finisher by WWE superstar John Cena. The name comes from the
    <MageBot> amalgamation of Cena's other finisher the FU and the traditional name for the
    <Amarth> Wiki LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
    <E_net4> The STFU's farmers are funny!
    <MageBot> 'LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG' not found.
    <Crazy> ...Southern Tenant Farmers Union?
    <Amarth> Wiki Lag
    <MageBot> In computing and especially computer networks, a 'lag' is a symptom where result
    <MageBot> of an action appears later than expected. While different kinds of latency are
    <MageBot> well defined technical terms, lag is the symptom, not the cause.
    <MageBot> Communications latency is the time taken for a packet of data to be sent from
    <MageBot> one application, travel to, and be received by another application. This
    <Crazy> What the hell are their meetings like?
    <MageKing17> fc @ignorenicks = ( "MageBot" , "HamBot" , "Serpent_CuLtiSt" , "Serpent|CuLtiSt" , "AsdMaster" , "AsdSlayer" );
    <MageKing17> Okay, E, you're off the ignore list.
    <MageKing17> ...for now.
    <Idiota> On May 10, 2006, anti-virus company Sophos discovered a computer worm known as "W32/Hoots-A", which sends a graphical image of the snowy owl to a print queue when it infects a computer.
    <E_net4> You won't regret your act.
    <MageKing17> Wiki Southern Tenant Farmers Union
    <MageBot> The 'Southern Tenant Farmers' Union' (STFU) was founded as a civil farmer's
    <MageBot> union to further organize the tenant farmers in the Southern United States.
    <MageBot> Originally set up during the Great Depression in the United States, the reasons
    <MageBot> for the establishment of the STFU are numerous, although they are all largely
    <MageBot> centered upon money and working conditions. Predominantly, the STFU was
    <E_net4> XD
    <Amarth> (STFU) XD
    <MageKing17> "Predominantly, the STFU was..."
    <MageKing17>
    <E_net4> I can't breath! XD
    <Amarth> "Resons for the establisment of the STFY are numerous"
    <Amarth> *STFU
    <Amarth> Really.
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    Murska 8 years ago
    "MageKing17" said:
    "Grim Reaper" said:
    "MageKing17" said:
    And all I can think is...

    It's riddence, damn you!
    Actually, riddance.
    Nooooo! Caught in my own twisted web of corrections...
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    E_net4 8 years ago
    You get a cookie for reviving the thread!
    *gives cookie to Murska*
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    Madgamer 8 years ago
    (6990) Hurricane Kaoru: Dude. Doctor Ruth was a sniper in WWII. DUDE.
    (6990) Hurricane Kaoru: This knowledge has blown my freaking mind.
    (7042) Madgamer: Holy fuck?! WWII?
    (6990) Hurricane Kaoru: "Vatch zis discharge, Nazi scum!"
    (7042) Madgamer: Whenver I think WWII, it makes me want to watch the first 20 mintues of Saving Private Ryan.
    (7073) GM (enter): 16:48
    (6990) Hurricane Kaoru: Watch it, but picture Doctor Ruth sniping people.
    (7073) GM: GM is creating room 'Star Wars: Rise of the Empire.'
    (7073) GM (exit): 16:48
    (7042) Madgamer: *Headshot*
    (7070) Freikugel (enter): 16:49
    (6990) Hurricane Kaoru: "Notice ze insertion method."
    (7042) Madgamer: XD
    (7074) Odysseus (enter): 16:49
    (7074) Odysseus (exit): 16:49
    (7042) Madgamer: I just got a picture of him in Wiki. Roffle indeed.
    (7042) Madgamer: Oh god, and it's a she.
    (6990) Hurricane Kaoru: Do you know what Doctor Ruth is famous for?
    (6990) Hurricane Kaoru: She's THE sex-expert.
    (6990) Hurricane Kaoru: And she's a tiny old Jewish woman... Who was a LETHAL KILLING MACHINE.
    (7075) Hihepux (enter): 16:52
    (7075) Hihepux (exit): 16:52
    (7042) Madgamer: Ya mean sexpert.
    (6990) Hurricane Kaoru: Indeed I do.
    (7042) Madgamer: Also, I can imagine the pwnage...
    (7076) Hihepux (enter): 16:54
    (7076) Hihepux (exit): 16:54
    (7042) Madgamer: Wait, is she magnesium deficient?
    (7042) Madgamer: If she is, I want to put that fact on my project.
    (6990) Hurricane Kaoru: Doctor Ruth is Chuck Norris' mother.
    (7042) Madgamer: Damn it, I guess not.
    (7077) SoulMan (enter): 16:55
    (7077) SoulMan: Disconnecting from server...
    (7077) SoulMan (exit): 16:55
    (707 Mudguard (enter): 16:56
    (7079) FOTSGreg (enter): 16:56
    (6990) Hurricane Kaoru: Greg!
    (707 Mudguard (exit): 16:56
    (6990) Hurricane Kaoru: Doctor Ruth was a sniper in WW II.
    ** (6990) Hurricane Kaoru awaits the mind-blowingness. **
    (7079) FOTSGreg: Kaoru!
    (7042) Madgamer: You mean Chcuk Norris was the sibling of Doctor Ruth.
    (7042) Madgamer: They're born at about the same time.
    (7079) FOTSGreg: I guess that's where she learned "sex" therapy, eh?
    (6990) Doctor Kaoru: Yes.
    (7080) Ceridan (enter): 16:58
    (7079) FOTSGreg: 7.62mm orgasms
    (6990) Doctor Kaoru: Right through the sternum.
    (7080) Ceridan (exit): 16:58
    (7042) Madgamer: "Okay so far your physical statistics are below average, you're under the average height, have family health problems, and a female. Welcome board."
    (6990) Doctor Kaoru: Ze best way to a man's heart, is either through ze penis, or through ze sternum.
    (7079) FOTSGreg: However, Captain Kirk will be otherwise engaged during your tour onboard ship unless, of course, you're assigned to Security or he has no date for movie night.
    (6990) Doctor Kaoru: And how.
    (7081) Hihepux (enter): 17:00
    (7081) Hihepux (exit): 17:00
    (7042) Madgamer: Oh wow, this is just great.
    (7042) Madgamer: Now I have to go to Tae-Kwon-Doe for 2 to 3 hours a session instead of the usual 45 minutes.
    (6990) Doctor Kaoru: Awesome.
    (7069) Freikugel (exit): 17:02
    (7042) Madgamer: ...I need some other method to get community service hours for college...
    (7042) Madgamer: Since my 'master' (Or whatever we call him) is anal about training us to be one of the best, you'd expect something really harsh.
    (7082) No Name (enter): 17:04
    (7082) No Name (exit): 17:04
    (7042) Madgamer: "Ze is not pozishuned right!"
    (6990) Doctor Kaoru: Discpline training with Dr. Ruth.
    (7042) Madgamer: What a combination.

    About the magnesium part, here ya go. Also, this is going to be shown in PowerPoint.

    (6696) Madgamer: Ooo, I can tell my magnesium project will be fun.
    (6787) HerrDM (enter): 18:08
    (678 Nell (enter): 18:09
    (6696) Madgamer: "Deficiency of magnesium is linked but not limited to…Aggressive Behavior, Alcholism, Amytrophic Lateral Sclerosis, Alzheimer’s Disease, Arrhythmia, Asthma, Attention Deficit Disorder, Autism, Cancer, Cerebral Palsy, Cerebrovascular, Chemical Sensitivity, Chronic Fatigue, Cluster Headaches, Cocaine-Related Stroke, Constipation, Cramps, Diabetes, Fluoride Toxicity, Head Injuries, Central Nervous System Injuries, Heart Related Diseases, Atherosclerosis, HIV, AIDS, Hypertension Kidney Stones, Menopause, Migraine Headache, Mitral Valve Prolapse, Multiple Sclerosis, Nystagmus, Osteoporosis, Periperal Vascular Disease, Pregnancy Related Problems, Eclampsia, Premenstrual Syndrome, PMS, Psychiatric Disorders, Repetitive Strain Injury, Sickle Cell Disease, SIDS, Stress, Stuttering, Tetanus, Tinnitis, TMJ, Toxic Shock, oddly enough, Violence, and many more…"
    ...
    (675 Hurricane Kaoru: Megnesium deficiency causes everything bad ever.
    (6696) Madgamer: The best summary evah.

    If you want the whole chat log from that yesterday, grab it here.

    Yes, I'm a resource freak. Ph3ar me.
    #
    MageKing17 8 years ago
    Excellent conversation. This thread needs more activity!

    /me hunts through IRC chatlogs for something recent but not posted

    Oct 21 11:49:38 <+Amarth> Misponounced Illinois once... But that's an unfair name, too.
    Oct 21 11:50:23 <!Idiota> the stress is on -nois right?
    Oct 21 11:50:26 <+Amarth> (during a presentation, that is)
    Oct 21 11:50:39 <+Amarth> Yeah, but you don't pronounce the 's'.
    Oct 21 11:50:56 <!Idiota> yeah, then my current pronounciation is correct
    Oct 21 11:51:31 <!MageKing17> Did you know it's actually illegal to mispronounce Arkansas?
    Oct 21 11:51:48 <!MageKing17> Doubt it's enforced, but there's some obscure law that makes it illegal.
    Oct 21 11:51:58 <!MageKing17> Only in the state itself, of course.
    Oct 21 11:52:15 <!Idiota> rofl
    Oct 21 11:52:16 <!MageKing17> Can't get arrested around here for mispronouncing some stupid state's name.
    Oct 21 11:52:33 <!Idiota> that's really the shittiest law I've ever heard of
    Oct 21 11:52:43 <+Amarth> Whoah. Now that is pretty idiotic.
    Oct 21 11:52:50 <+Crazy> Heh.
    Oct 21 11:52:54 <+Crazy> There's worse.
    Oct 21 11:53:08 <+Crazy> I think it was illegal to have sex with virgins in Chicago.
    Oct 21 11:53:22 <+Crazy> Or drive boats on motorways in Virginia.
    Oct 21 11:53:40 <+Crazy> ...which is something i'd totally want to see.
    Oct 21 11:53:45 <+Amarth> Erm. What do virgins DO then?
    Oct 21 11:54:03 <+Crazy> I HAVE NO IDEA.
    Oct 21 11:54:24 <!Idiota> :/
    Oct 21 11:54:36 <!Idiota> nah, thos don't beat the Arkansas rule
    Oct 21 11:54:53 <!MageKing17> No, I think "illegal to have sex with virgins" is way stupider.
    Oct 21 11:55:03 <!MageKing17> "Let's kill off our entire species!"
    Oct 21 11:55:09 <!Idiota> :>
    Oct 21 11:55:10 <!MageKing17> BRILLIANT.
    Oct 21 11:55:58 <+Amarth> Well, IVF is probably still allowed?
    Oct 21 11:56:06 <!Idiota> you yanks live in one fucked up country man. :p
    Oct 21 11:56:16 <+Crazy> Nono.
    Oct 21 11:56:21 <+Crazy> Much of the fucking is illegal.
    Oct 21 11:56:49 <!MageKing17> There are some pretty crazy sex laws in some states.
    Oct 21 11:56:59 <!MageKing17> Had to read a bunch of them in one class, but forgot most of them.
    Oct 21 11:57:15 <!MageKing17> A disturbing number of them seemed to fall under the category of "STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS!"
    Oct 21 11:57:56 <!MageKing17> See: <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipediaon't_stuff_beans_up_your_nose">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia: ... _your_nose</a><!-- m -->
    Oct 21 11:59:24 <!Idiota> yesh
    Oct 21 11:59:40 <+Amarth> <!-- m --><a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:No_climbing_the_Reichstag_dressed_as_Spider-Man">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia: ... Spider-Man</a><!-- m -->
    Oct 21 12:01:31 <!Idiota> o
    Oct 21 12:01:33 <!Idiota> m
    Oct 21 12:01:34 <!Idiota> g
    Oct 21 12:01:40 * !Idiota starts looking for his spiderman suit
    #
    E_net4 8 years ago
    ...The freak? Wouldn't be "Climbing the Reichtag dressed as Spider-man" as ridiculous as "Dancing the samba with a shovel while eating lasagna"?
    <--Yay for Mr. Green!
    #
    Amarth 8 years ago
    "Grim Reaper" said:
    "Quanrian" said:
    "Grim Reaper" said:
    Will the game world have anything similar in taste and/or shape to the common banana?

    Yes, I get the reference to the old easter egg joke for Notrium .
    Could you tell me exactly what the reference is? I didn't know there was one.
    "Crazy" said:
    Grim! The answer is right under your nose!!
    In-jokes, you gotta love them.
    #
    Idiota 8 years ago
    Classic.
    #
    Murska 8 years ago
    Really. I even got it some months ago when I noticed the thread again. *munches on his cookie*
    #
    Amarth 8 years ago
    Fun with newbies...
    [02] <LvKeulen> Now I can listen to a GERMAN song about RUSSIA.
    [02] *** LvKeulen has been kicked from the channel by Ville (Turn caps lock OFF!).
    [02] <Amarth> XD
    [02] --> LvKeulen has joined this channel (~KRIJGJENI@1b533a89.14012855.direct-adsl.nl).
    [02] <Madgamer> He doesn't learn does he?
    [02] <LvKeulen> God damn bot.
    [02] <LvKeulen> *grabs cutlass*
    [02] <Amarth> No, no. The bot is only the nedium.
    [02] <LvKeulen> Err.
    [02] <Amarth> *medium
    [02] <LvKeulen> I capitalized two words.
    [02] <Madgamer> You don't want to anger the bot.
    [02] <LvKeulen> In my entire sentenence.
    [02] <Amarth> You have only yourself to blame.
    [02] <LvKeulen> Nup.
    [02] <LvKeulen> I blame Balkenende.
    [02] <LvKeulen> Anyway.
    [02] <Madgamer> BLARGITY BLARGITY BLARGITY!!!
    [02] <Amarth> Well, yeah, that too.
    [02] <Madgamer> Testing, testing one two three.
    [02] <LvKeulen> I'm now listening to a [caps]German[/caps] song about [caps]Russia[/caps]
    Many other great moments too... You had to be there... When he did the thingamabob with the whatyamacallit and thingy went all stuffs... Yeah.
    #
    Idiota 8 years ago
    And the best part is that he's a fellow Dutchie!
    #
    E_net4 8 years ago
    Those things get to be rare, in these days.
    We need moar!
    #
    MageKing17 8 years ago
    "Crazy" said:
    "E_net4" said:
    "Grim Reaper" said:
    He deaded in hospital.
    ...Huh, was that made on purpose?

    No, Grim randomly smashed his head on the keyboard and that accidentally made him log onto the forums and make that post!

    Man! What are the odds of that?!
    Crazy, we love you, sometimes. Like when you do things like this.
    #
    E_net4 8 years ago
    "MageKing17" said:
    Crazy, we love you, sometimes. Like when you do things like this.
    *cough* *cough* Not funny *cough*
    #
    Grim Reaper 8 years ago
    "E_net4" said:
    "MageKing17" said:
    Crazy, we love you, sometimes. Like when you do things like this.
    *cough* *cough* Not funny *cough*
    It IS funny. Mainly because it's TRUE.
    #
    E_net4 8 years ago
    "Grim Reaper" said:
    "E_net4" said:
    "MageKing17" said:
    Crazy, we love you, sometimes. Like when you do things like this.
    *cough* *cough* Not funny *cough*
    It IS funny. Mainly because it's TRUE.
    Then laugh. -.-
    #
    Grim Reaper 8 years ago
    "E_net4" said:
    Then laugh. -.-
    I did that already.
    #
    E_net4 8 years ago
    "Grim Reaper" said:
    "E_net4" said:
    Then laugh. -.-
    I did that already.
    Ah hah! No proofs!
    #
    Grim Reaper 8 years ago
    "E_net4" said:
    "Grim Reaper" said:
    "E_net4" said:
    Then laugh. -.-
    I did that already.
    Ah hah! No proofs!
    You have neither proof of me actually having laughed nor proof of me not having laughed.

    Even if you can't hear it, it can still be there, y'know.
    #
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