Funniest Forum/IRC Quotes Thread Vol. 2

Grim Reaper 17 years ago

"Murska" said:
Yesterday was amzingly fun at times. xD

Replace "fun" with "annoying", and you're there.

Crazy 17 years ago

Murska gives us a lesson in getting someone's attention.

[19] <Murska> echo echo echo Stillborn
[19] <HamBot> echo echo Stillborn
[19] <E_net4> Murska says: echo echo Stillborn
[19] <HamBot> echo Stillborn
[19] <E_net4> HamBot says: echo Stillborn
[19] <E_net4> HamBot says: Stillborn
[19] <HamBot> Stillborn

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E_net4 17 years ago

You made me gety kicked because of that!

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Murska 17 years ago

"Crazy" said:
Murska gives us a lesson in getting someone's attention.

[19] <Murska> echo echo echo Stillborn
[19] <HamBot> echo echo Stillborn
[19] <E_net4> Murska says: echo echo Stillborn
[19] <HamBot> echo Stillborn
[19] <E_net4> HamBot says: echo Stillborn
[19] <E_net4> HamBot says: Stillborn
[19] <HamBot> Stillborn

E made it into a loop... >.<

I unsuspectingly did that again later, and it went on and on...

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Crazy 17 years ago

[14] <E_net4|VL> Wha', me?
[14] <Stillborn> Yeah.
[14] <E_net4|VL> What's the matter?
[14] <Stillborn> Say "GOD LICKS SOMEONE'S UNDERPANTS AT NIGHT."
[14] <Stillborn> ...ah, nevermind, it won't work.
[14] <Stillborn> ...or will it? :S
[14] <E_net4|VL> ?.?
[14] <E_net4|VL> Why would I?
[14] <Stillborn> I wanna test something.
[14] <E_net4|VL> What, a script? O.o
[14] <Stillborn> Yeah.
[14] <E_net4|VL> Just for testing purpose, then.
[14] <E_net4|VL> GOD LICKS SOMEONE'S UNDERPANTS AT NIGHT.
[14] =-= E_net4|VL was booted from #MonkkonenChat by Ville (Turn caps lock OFF!)
[14] <Stillborn> ...only it's not MY script.
[14] <Stillborn> It's moments like these that make me like myself.

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Murska 17 years ago

"Crazy" said:
[14] <E_net4|VL> Wha', me?
[14] <Stillborn> Yeah.
[14] <E_net4|VL> What's the matter?
[14] <Stillborn> Say "GOD LICKS SOMEONE'S UNDERPANTS AT NIGHT."
[14] <Stillborn> ...ah, nevermind, it won't work.
[14] <Stillborn> ...or will it? :S
[14] <E_net4|VL> ?.?
[14] <E_net4|VL> Why would I?
[14] <Stillborn> I wanna test something.
[14] <E_net4|VL> What, a script? O.o
[14] <Stillborn> Yeah.
[14] <E_net4|VL> Just for testing purpose, then.
[14] <E_net4|VL> GOD LICKS SOMEONE'S UNDERPANTS AT NIGHT.
[14] =-= E_net4|VL was booted from #MonkkonenChat by Ville (Turn caps lock OFF!)
[14] <Stillborn> ...only it's not MY script.
[14] <Stillborn> It's moments like these that make me like myself.

Crazy. You're just... Awesome at this.

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Crazy 17 years ago

[17] <Stillborn> Anon.
[17] <Anonymous1157> ?
[17] <Stillborn> You use Chatzilla, right?
[17] <Anonymous1157> Yea.
[17] <Stillborn> Dude, you gotta check this out.
[17] <Stillborn> Hold alt and type "id 666"
[17] |<-- Anonymous1157 has left irc.criten.net (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.78.1 [Firefox 2.0.0.3/2007030919])
[17] <Stillborn> I can -hear- my ego growing.

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Anonymous1157 17 years ago

"Crazy" said:
[17] <Stillborn> Anon.
[17] <Anonymous1157> ?
[17] <Stillborn> You use Chatzilla, right?
[17] <Anonymous1157> Yea.
[17] <Stillborn> Dude, you gotta check this out.
[17] <Stillborn> Hold alt and type "id 666"
[17] |<-- Anonymous1157 has left irc.criten.net (Quit: ChatZilla 0.9.78.1 [Firefox 2.0.0.3/2007030919])
[17] <Stillborn> I can -hear- my ego growing.

I hate you.

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Anonymous1157 17 years ago

(This is NOT a double post. Check the dates.)

"E_net4" said:
I can't see your point.
The Notrium installer is in .exe format. You either have a corrupted Notrium or a corrupted PC.

"Leandro" said:
you can see my point man, i have a corrupted file, thanks for answering

He was trying to be an ass and it helped? Wow.

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Crazy 17 years ago

Wow. So THAT'S how you fail an insult.

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MageKing17 17 years ago

"Crazy" said:
Wow. So THAT'S how you fail an insult.

Now that's just sad. When you can't even be insulting properly, you know you're doing something wrong.

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Grim Reaper 17 years ago

"MageKing17" said:
"Crazy" said:
Wow. So THAT'S how you fail an insult.
Now that's just sad. When you can't even be insulting properly, you know you're doing something wrong.

And if you DON'T...

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MageKing17 17 years ago

"Grim Reaper" said:
"E_net4" said:
"MageKing17" said:
"Zombie" said:
Here's a joke for you:

This thread.
Aaaaaaand cut.
Pretty good, now let's go to the other scene.

Joke Thread, take 1.
Aaaaaaand, action!
CUT! Cut! We just DID the first cut of Joke Thread. What the hell is wrong with you?!? I REFUSE TO BE THE PRODUCER OF THIS P-O-S ANY LONGER!!! *storms off*

*storms bag in*...mumblemumbleforgotmycoffeemumble...*storms off again*

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Zombie 17 years ago

What MageKing Saw:

<OniKoneko> And God Of War?!
<OniKoneko> If you haven't played that, you fail life.
<MageKing17> Consider me to fail life, then.
* Disconnected (An established connection was aborted by the software in your host machine).

Quite a, uhh... Timely deactivation of services.

Terminated, one might say. XD;

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Anarion 17 years ago

I seem to be doing this a lot lately.....

[10] <Anonymous1157> How did you do the smilet with the REALLY open mouth?
[10] <Anonymous1157> *smiley
[10] <Anonymous1157> ... Oh, wait, I can just roll over it.
[10] <Anonymous1157> D
[10] <Anarion> D
[10] <Anonymous1157> I wish there was an emote for 8D
[10] <Anarion> I call it the drug smile. Cause he looks REALLY happy D
[10] <Anonymous1157> The drug smile would be 8D if a smiley existed for it, 'cause his eye4s are wide open.
[10] <Anarion>
[10] <Anonymous1157> Damn typos.
[10] <Anonymous1157> O.O
[10] <Anarion> that what you was lookin fer?
[10] <Anonymous1157> 9.9 Everyone can do
[10] <Anarion> oh
[10] <Anonymous1157> I meant 8D
[10] <Anarion> not what you was lookin fer
[10] <Anonymous1157> I'm going to pull a picture of what I meant out of Google Images. This may shock you.
[10] <Anonymous1157> <a class="postlink" href="http://www.forumspile.com/LOL-lolz.jpg">http://www.forumspile.com/LOL-lolz.jpg</a>
[10] <Anarion> AHHHHHHHHH GET IT AWAY!!!!!
[10] <Anonymous1157>
[10] * Anarion runs away

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Anonymous1157 17 years ago

... Everyone go see the image. You must. I'll even rehost it on imageshack and put it here if I have to. XD

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Anarion 17 years ago

Crazy being...well....

[01] <Stillborn> Someday, Shingo, i will have you [Censored due to graphicness] by a gorilla, then cut you spleen out with a scalpel, burning the wounds so you don't die. I will then start cutting off your neck, avoiding any larger arteries or veins. Once this is done your head will be hanging by nerves and bloodvessels. I will then twist your head so that your spine remains intact, and make you look at the gorilla. I will...
[01] <Stillborn> ...then make you watch as he chews off the flesh from your fingers. Once this is done, i will force you the ground and continually cut off your toes, then your feet, then cut out you kneecaps, then all the muscles on the back of your leg. I will then turn you on your back and cut your stomach open. I shall rip out your kidneys and follow to shove them in your throat. I will spend the time it...
[01] -->| Cledus (~Fud1@ip768-14-131-1924.uh.ix.cox.net) has joined #Monkkonenchat
[01] <Stillborn> ...takes you to suffocate cutting off your nose.
[01] <Stillborn> Hello, Cledus.
[01] <Shingo> wtf O.o
[01] <Stillborn> Welcome to our wonderful community!
[01] <Shingo> Um......
[01] <Shingo> You scare me, Stillborn.
[01] <Shingo> Care to explain what I did to deserver that?
[01] <Stillborn> You said "rawr".
[01] <Shingo> Ah.

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Crazy 17 years ago

[21] <Amarth> Okay, now that Stillborn has me ignored, I can say what I want about him, right?
[21] <Stillborn> Yes.
[21] <Amarth> Good.

OOH! Someone post that thing from D&D.

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MageKing17 17 years ago

<+Stillborn> CHA mod -1... STR mod +0... Doing "burnt coprse" angels after casting a fireball... priceless.

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Crazy 17 years ago

Meh. Not that.

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MageKing17 17 years ago

<Shingo> !Kick Ville
* Ville has kicked Shingo from #monkkonenchat (Oops!)
<MageKing17> XD
<Amarth> XD

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MageKing17 17 years ago

(8059) Dungeon Master: You see 3 dozen Kobalds in hang-gliders flying towards you.
(8052) Raevin: X_X
(8053) Tumetrin: ((Hang-gliding kobolds, eh?))
(8059) Dungeon Master: They fly above your head, and pull cords.
(8059) Dungeon Master: They begin falling towards you.
** (8052) Raevin steps aside **
(8053) Tumetrin: ((Would these be special hang-gliding kobolds, or just your ordinary, garden-variety hang-gliding kobolds? ))
(8059) Dungeon Master: The pull other cords, parachutes open above 7 kobalds.
(8059) Dungeon Master: The rest create small craters.
(8052) Raevin: xD
(8053) Tumetrin: ((Ah. Garden-variety. ))

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Grim Reaper 17 years ago

[00:55:39] <Stillborn> I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS.
[00:55:47] <Stillborn> My typos ARE SENTINENT.
[00:55:56] <Stillborn> And they are ready to revolt.
[00:56:06] <Stillborn> I just typoed "attach" as "attack". :S

I like code tags better for quotes because they make the spacing fixed.

...which is nice.

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ahrenjb 17 years ago

"The Gemini" said:
The society of the USA have a sick obsession of guns. No matter if its legal or not, a gun is still a gun, and the USA are overflowing with it. It is even a constitutional right to bear them! When a large part of the population says they have to have guns to protect their families, and when gunrelated homicide per citizen is ten times as higher as any other nation in the world, I think that points out that the USA really have a major problem, and you won't solve them by throwing all the criminals behind jars.

Talk about funny. Outstandingly funny. Spoken in the true manner of a child.

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Zombie 17 years ago

Truly so. We can't solve the USA's problems by throwing our criminals behind jars!

Put them in the jars instead!

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Idiota 17 years ago

hehe, that's the funniest thing that came outta that thread. ^^

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Zombie 17 years ago

Funny in more ways than one.

I find its blatant ignorance to be quite the treat. It takes finesse to get to those levels.

Gemini must, indeed, be a true master.

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Amarth 17 years ago

"Zombie" said:
Funny in more ways than one. I find its blatant ignorance to be quite the treat. It takes finesse to get to those levels.

Quit it. The thread was locked for this.

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Zombie 17 years ago

Maybe you should go read my posts, then, if you think this interest of mine just a passing fancy. Kay? That's all I'm going to say. In other news:

[15:10:21] <!OniKoneko> E_net4 made a useless program.
[15:10:37] <%Grimsy|TV> Z: What did you expect from a useless portuguesian?

One of the funniest things I've heard Grim say involving someone's nationality. XD; Don't ask me why. Just hit me funny bone~

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ahrenjb 17 years ago

Hehe, that's fairly good.

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E_net4 17 years ago

I'd have an answer to that. That's because 1) The program is NOT useless, 2) the word "portuguesian" does not exist and 3) I'm not useless. You cannot say that because I'm different, and such fact is lowering my opinion about you to a mere animal.
Truly said. And think 3 times before answering, grim.

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Crazy 17 years ago

Or better yet, Grim, don't answer at all.

I'm tired of these flamewars between E_net4 and... well, everyone else. Stop it.

PS. The joke wasn't funny.

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Grim Reaper 17 years ago

"E_net4" said:
I'd have an answer to that. That's because 1) The program is NOT useless, 2) the word "portuguesian" does not exist and 3) I'm not useless. You cannot say that because I'm different, and such fact is lowering my opinion about you to a mere animal.
Truly said. And think 3 times before answering, grim.

Do note that what I said was said jokingly. Besides, I couldn't think of the proper one word replacement for "person who lives in Portugal", so I just whipped up something that sounded at least remotely correct.

Lastly, your opinion about me doesn't really matter that much to me. Also, humans ARE, after all, just a bunch of stupid animals going about doing stupid things, and occasionally blowing stuff up.

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Zombie 17 years ago

I want to take this thread aside for a second to apologize.

Amarth:
I'm sorry I snapped at you and brought up that topic when I knew it was better to just leave it be. You were just trying to help keep me from making problems elsewhere on the forums and you were right to do so. Thank you.

Gemini:
I'm sorry for being overly critical of you and your opinions. I have no right to call you ignorant for what you believe in as, in order to have beliefs, you must first have knowledge. However, I do, honestly, believe that your views are a bit flawed due to negative connotations and false blame placed by society. I do not say this in malice and I intend it in only the most caring fashion.

Idiota:
I am sorry for some things I said to you that I am sure you will recall, even if we both do realize we said things to each other in haste that we did not really mean. I also want to apologize for turning a light joke into... well... this.

E_net4:
I am sorry if you misconstrued my statements regarding your program as an attack on you. They were not intended as such and, honestly, I have no problem with you, especially not because you are different. I do, however, honestly think your program is rather useless (right now) unless someone needs a picture of static for some reason. Perhaps if you added a function to get the generator to create static-y text in the middle of the image that a user input... Well, then it would be rather cool. I do think that your program is a good start but, currently, it really does have little to no practical use.

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ahrenjb 17 years ago

Hey, I use pictures of static all the time!

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